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Hey all (xx,xxx unique IP addresses as of right now)! I’m the new kid/man on the block. Working as an unpaid writer on Jon’s site, I feel like a sweatshop worker, but now I know never to trust gits with cameras and sexy hair. Then again, I volunteered so it ain’t really his fault. Being new here, I don’t really know what to do, but I do have some basic guidelines given to me by my slave driver. Rule 1: No pr0n. Rule 2: No pr0n. Rule 3: No pr0n. Sorry, I can’t really remember much else besides those.

Other notes, I’m pretty sure I’m not your “mate”, Jonny-boi. and I am not just your “average computer geek with a side of airsoft”. That’s about as b0r1ng as a plate of dead rats served up with a side of bird feces. [on second thought, that's quite interesting...] Point is, there’s many other things to do in my life ’sides those two main hobbies. 53m1 ftw. now go enjoy life. We’ll be back with extreme underwater basketweaving (and some writing), right after these commercials!!!!!!!!

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Well, let’s talk about life, since Jon’s not regulating my writing right now. Today was just your average day in the life of Jeff. Some lameness, more lameness, fat men in tutus, and meandering cardboard boxes in the middle of 16 lane one way traffic zones. I just found out the true feelings of one of my friends and just how lame things are for them, so I say let’s just stay strong for those who have left us. S.A.D. is truly a sad day accompanied by sad times (plus… I’m single! WAAAAH).

Alg. II is teh lame. I mean, with such a “gerat” teacher, I can hardly do anything but stay wide awake and not sleep at all. 20 pages of homework due Wed. Just great. Eng essay also due Thurs and Fri, hardest Bio test in the history of hard Bio tests today, etc etc. LAME TO THE EXTRAME. Good tho, cuz right after Alg. II I had the awesomest experience ever. Instead of greeting another, I WAS GREETED. Wololo. Funny how such a small thing can brighten up ones da. Thanks, you. Not like you’ll venture to such a n00b site, when you’re obviously more interested in other things like… YAOI!?!?

In other lame notes, I cut myself on the computer I’m building right now, FOR THE FREAKIN FOURTH TIME IN A DAY. By God, this is 1) the worst designed case I have ever used 2) the sharpest case I have ever used 3) the gayest case I have ever used. A sexy(ish) black polish and silver edges (although easily marred) shows off a nice mATX case only 4 inches thick. However, the inside is truly terrible. A removable front panel tray, Sounds great? THINK AGAIN. PUTTING THAT TRAY WITH A CD DRIVE, A MEMORY CARD READER, AND A HDD TOOK 40 MINUTES. LAAAAME. Those fools at APEX should go burn themselves in a crematory. I swear, apparently, they just rebrand and import China-made cases. WTF?!? n00bs. Forgive me, O great computer God for buying this horrible piece of nubbage. I see Thy hast already my Thy point with the sharp edges of this nubling case. To make this a review, 2/10. For looks.

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Well, there is nothing new as of right now. I’ve said all I needed to say, with the exception of noticing just now that there is a considerable amount of blood on my mouse…. Band-aid time, quick! Anyways, I guess I’m done for the day, having wasted my time after BSA to do this blog instead of doing my endless amounts of hwk for this week. I’ll be back another day of the week (maybe tomorrow!) to do something real. Sorry, if it seems like I’m totally spamming this site with my writing, but seriously, you never write, and that’s why you have no fans. The only comment you have is this git who said that he’s at best buy (NICK…). Saying that, I strongly encourage gits

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Please!!! it means a lot to me! (and Jon). Reviews of Creative Zen 8GB, computer related stuff, OCZ NIA, and life coming soon. Along with a recount of Jeff’s computer history, TF2 build diary, and gameplay stats, etc. Now go off ye young ‘uns. Ah. Callow youth.

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